I spent the last hour and a half walking around my neighborhood and looking in the garbage by the street. It’s not the first time I’ve done it. I hope it’s not the last. In fact, I usually bring stuff home – that’s the whole point. Here’s a list of the stuff I saw.
I asterisked (*) the things I thought about bringing home.
I ampersanded (&) the things I touched.
I money symboled ($) the things I think are funny.
2 Baby Seats - no baby padding/dirty baby padding
*Latching Suitcase - full of Christmas décor
Zipping Suitcase - red
Blue Double Mattress - stained
*& 2 Filing Cabinets – Repainted glossy black/standard
*Dog Carrying Case – disassembled
4 Vacuum Cleaners – Various states of disassembly
Rolled-Up Carpets – 1 shag, 3 shortish Persianish
*$ Carpet Square – gray, muddied
*$ Barstool – no seat
Drawers – bottom drawer had no bottom
Wooden Chair – no seat
*& Grill - nasty
Futon Frame – black, no mattress
$ 5 TVs – various sizes 24-42 inches
3 Computer Monitors
*$ 1 Old Computer – Monitor CPU and keyboard as one – Apple IIE style
Cabinets
3 Bed Frames
2 Ironing Boards
2 Cot Springs
*$ Hose Wheel – in clear plastic reclycling bag
$ Undetermined metal object
3 Love Seats
1 sink and counter top – still assembled
*Baby Walker
Drying Rack
*Hat Rack?
1 Exercise Machine – horse-like
*Poster Frames – gold metal
*$ Gold picture frame pieces
Maybe I’ll do this some more. I didn’t bring anything home today but don’t lose hope. They do trash around here every Tuesday and Friday and the weather’s starting to get better. Can you feel it? Papa needs a new area rug.
No comments:
Post a Comment