Bear Thoughts

Far away, many thousands of miles, there is the planet Mars.  It has bears on it much like the bears on Earth but these bears are as small and as numerous as Mackenzie’s sneezes.  Which is to say, they are very small and very numerous.  Mackenzie thinks that every time she sneezes a new bear pops into existence out there on Mars but I know that there are as many bears on mars as there ever was and ever will be.  They are immortal and should not be approached from behind.  Otherwise they will swarm like a plague and knaw your face through to your brains because that’s how the bears roll on Mars.  They ask questions later if you know what I mean.