I was walking down the street last night and I came across a kitten, mewing in the darkness. I thought What a cute little thing and I put it in my backpack. Next, I walked until I noticed a second kitten licking at a storm drain. "There's no food in there, little one" I said aloud and put it in my backpack. I walked a bit farther and found a third kitten rolled up in a carpet. This third kitten went into my backpack and I was happy to be so rich with kittens.
As my walk continued, I came across an apple core. Someone must have enjoyed you, apple core, because the apple that was once you is gone. I picked it up and threw it in a bush. Next I found an orange rind and without a thought, passed it by with distain. Finally, I noticed a banana peel after slipping and falling by its cruel design. My collection of kittens was uninjured.
After walking heartily for a short while, I thought to let the kittens roam free, for they were being loud and scratching at my back. I settled on making a kitten home after briefly considering loosing them in a building entryway. I took off my long sleeved T-shirt, put a kitten in each sleeve, heads like hands and the third at the neck. You look silly, I remarked to the scene and sprinted down the block.
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