Archenemies

I feel lucky to not have an archenemy constantly spoiling my good times and spurring on my death. I’m happy I can sit quietly and think on the great void rather than hatred and malice. Some are not so lucky. Take my friend Phillip of Kingsbury: He has two archenemies, William Hamleigh and Waleran Bigod. They’re constantly plotting to ruin his priory and steal from his pence box. They don’t seem content except when they’re trampling Tom Builder on horseback and hurting women. It’s a wonder Phillip gets anything accomplished on his cathedral at all!